Creative dumpster and thought catalog of some idiot trying to live the dream.

I talk about gaming, music, sports, anything that keeps me from actual work.

Sláinte. Go Hawks. L1C4

 

A product that actually exists apparently…but who doesn’t love a good #RumJob. #ImSorry #BuzzBallz

A product that actually exists apparently…but who doesn’t love a good #RumJob. #ImSorry #BuzzBallz

misha-smiles:

jordtheborednord:

thursdaymorningchild:

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

are you okay Hugh?

I was not prepared for this.

Nothing in life could’ve prepared me for this.

misha-smiles:

jordtheborednord:

thursdaymorningchild:

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

are you okay Hugh?

I was not prepared for this.

Nothing in life could’ve prepared me for this.

Erotic Fantasy Fiction 1

Earth Wind & Fire’s “Fantasy” plays on the speakers

I slowly pull 2 piping hot Digiorno pizzas from the oven

You lustily suggest to add Ranch Dressing…I enthusiastically comply.

We proceed to fall into a cheese coma and watch Justice League.

If you’re having a rough day, here’s Raphael from the Ninja Turtles punching out Hitler. #TMNT #USA #TakeNoteMichaelBay

If you’re having a rough day, here’s Raphael from the Ninja Turtles punching out Hitler. #TMNT #USA #TakeNoteMichaelBay

VIP area at #Forecastle. If anyone asks, Gary Clark Jr and I went to Hebrew School Together.

VIP area at #Forecastle. If anyone asks, Gary Clark Jr and I went to Hebrew School Together.

You guys DON’T keep a jar of peanut butter by your bed???

You guys DON’T keep a jar of peanut butter by your bed???

Messi looks like he just got socks for Christmas… #Argentina #Messi #SadMessi

Messi looks like he just got socks for Christmas… #Argentina #Messi #SadMessi

Happy 21st Birthday to the future of American Soccer, Deandre #Yedlin. #USA #Sounders

Happy 21st Birthday to the future of American Soccer, Deandre #Yedlin. #USA #Sounders

Sad Moustache :( #Brazil #BraVSGer #worldcup2014

Sad Moustache :( #Brazil #BraVSGer #worldcup2014